...I must attempt to write a cv. Now, I have had many redrafts of my cv in my time but seem to have lost/burned/ate any remaining copies of it so have to make one up from scratch.

Any ideas?

CV templates from the 'net are making my head hurt...plus they look rubbish...

In other news, the kitten is trying to rip my arm open with his ninja claws...oh...wait...he is now sleeping in the most awkward position on my leg.

Had a "spat" with the one I love this morning about telephone numbers...so stupid! Made her breakfast before her college though so I think I made up for it...now I am watching The OC on Channel 4.

I need a job! I need a job fast so I actually do productive things with my day...

I guess I better write this goddamn CV instead of rambling rubbish on here!

How to waste time:

...and so a new blog begins. I must have started at least half a dozen of these things before, each with their own examples of inane drivel equal part bad sarcasm; bad metaphor and bad angst ridden prose.

However, as I'm not 15 anymore, we're going to take a slightly different tack this time. This will document my summer, my probably boring ass summer which will consist of the following:
1. working in the pie shop with all the other pie wenches.
2. attempting to acquire a job in which the main produce is not pies.
3. trying (and probably failing) to get a goddamn passport...the bureaucracy of the UK astounds me...
4. trying (and probably failing) to consolidate all me debts into something less scary.
5. attempts generally to earn money (which will include but not be exclusive to: paid surveying, reviewing, competitions and all other sad bastard goodness which will suck my time until the Real World gives me a better job)

Until then, I plan to suck your time too by reading my chatter...

Enjoy x