How to waste time:

...and so a new blog begins. I must have started at least half a dozen of these things before, each with their own examples of inane drivel equal part bad sarcasm; bad metaphor and bad angst ridden prose.

However, as I'm not 15 anymore, we're going to take a slightly different tack this time. This will document my summer, my probably boring ass summer which will consist of the following:
1. working in the pie shop with all the other pie wenches.
2. attempting to acquire a job in which the main produce is not pies.
3. trying (and probably failing) to get a goddamn passport...the bureaucracy of the UK astounds me...
4. trying (and probably failing) to consolidate all me debts into something less scary.
5. attempts generally to earn money (which will include but not be exclusive to: paid surveying, reviewing, competitions and all other sad bastard goodness which will suck my time until the Real World gives me a better job)

Until then, I plan to suck your time too by reading my chatter...

Enjoy x